Burnt Ass - Full Review by VaNilla
Stunting:Taz - NRG Big-Air Bump to Billboard (00:22 - 00:33): Brutal opener; amazing stunt! 10/10
Burn - NRG P2B to Rail Building (00:33 - 00:40): Never thought of this; fantastic job! 9/10
Taz - Infernus Bush Bump to Bonk to Caligula (00:40 - 00:50): Just when I thought Bart killed this building, you owned it. 10/10
Burn - NRG Grind to Backwards Bump to Grind (00:54 - 01:03): Shame you lost this to Biel, but great job landing it. Biel's execution is my favourite, provided it wasn't modded. 8/10
Taz - NRG Grind to Wallride to Grind (01:03 - 01:23): Nice twist on an old concept, but I think it's a little soso compared to MeetMyMeat's spot. 7/10
Burn - NRG Packer Double Bump to Casino Building (01:23 - 01:34): Fucking nice stunt man! 9/10
Taz - NRG P2B to Building Bump to Top Landing (01:34 - 01:54): Excellent stunt; I was trying this naturally a while back
. 9/10
Burn - Infernus Double Bump to Four Dragons (01:55 - 02:20): Loved it; I found this while stunting for ANOMALY, pretty fucking hard spot! 9/10
Taz - NRG SF Bridge Backwards Bump to Grind (02:20 - 02:36): Brilliant stunt, and it looks much better than leetcake's modded landing! 9/10
Burn - NRG Spin Bump to Wallride to Grind (02:36 - 02:53): So stylish; absolutely sick! 9/10
Taz - NRG Stairs Bump to Building (02:53 - 03:11): God damn... you're from another galaxy. 10/10
Burn - Infernus Double Bump to Huge Building (03:11 - 03:26): Insane stunt; it was a pleasure to watch you land this on Twitch! 10/10
Taz - NRG Bump to Ledge Grind to Breakable Spin Grind (03:26 - 03:35): Best version of this spot, and the best breakable grind. 8/10
Burn - NRG Hammer Grab to Grind (03:35 - 03:44): My favourite kind of stunts are grabs and grinds; lovely to see them in San Andreas! The spot and the speed of the grind was slightly underwhelming though. 8/10
Taz - Freeway Bump to Double Grind (03:44 - 03:57): So good! Must have been a pain in the ass. 9/10
Burn - NRG Bump to Wallride to Bonk to Grind (03:57 - 04:07): Great find; looks tricky! 8/10
Taz - NRG Big-Air Bump to Naval Base Grind (04:07 - 04:26): GOD LEVEL! Rochepeach ruined this with mods; great to see it taken back! 10/10
Burn - NRG P2B to Bonk to FleischBerg (04:26 - 04:32): Finally landed to the top; amazing work! 9/10
Taz - Infernus Fence Dropbump to Huge Building (04:32 - 04:38): Dan modded this, but your landing was wonderful. 9/10
Burn - NRG P2B to Quarry Building (04:38 - 04:47): Damn it, I really wanted to try this someday
! Fucking amazing. 10/10
Taz - NRG LV Highway Bump to Massive Building (04:47 - 04:55): I'm comfortable with saying this is the
best natural bump of all time, including VC
and SA. 10/10
Burn - Infernus Double Bump to Massive Building (04:55 - 05:12): Just like Bart's landing, a truly incredible stunt. It's a shame that you lost it, but you did land it first! 10/10
Editing:I was surprised to see that Taz made this; I was expecting JL to pick up the task. Good job man, you did pretty well! You never got in the way of the stunts, and it was constantly enjoyable. I liked the way you gave the stunts room to breathe; it was important not to rush through such masterpieces. As far as downsides go, the colours were okay, but a little boring in my opinion, and the while the finisher is insane, I think you should have finished the video with Burn's NRG P2B to Quarry Building. Thumbs up, you did your thing man!
Soundtrack:Cool song; I think it worked well! Neutral point for me; I didn't love it or hate it.
Overall:Wow guys, I'm blown away. You managed to land the best SA big-air stunts of all time, your car stunts were monstrous, and some of the grinds were brilliant. Burn proved he's one of SA's greatest stunters, no doubt; I feel like you've always been on the verge of the top 5, but you pushed yourself to a whole new level. Taz though... man you went god-level here, for real. My favourite stunts are usually not big-air stunts, I'm a bigger fan of super creative shit (not to say you're not creative)... but despite this, you might have just taken the
best SA stunter of all time label. If I really had to nitpick you guys, the level of creativity/variety on show was a
SUPER minor flaw in my opinion; I wasn't too surprised with the spots you landed, compared to some more unorthodox stunters, and while all of your stunts were amazing, landing some aircraft/boat/bicycle/cabbie stunts would have made for a more rounded video. But this video was mindblowing; I'm honestly shocked by how far you guys pushed the game. If this is the last high-level SA stunting video, I think GTAStunting has gone out on a stratospheric high point
.
10/10
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[b][u]Stunting:[/u][/b]
Taz - NRG Big-Air Bump to Billboard (00:22 - 00:33): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG P2B to Rail Building (00:33 - 00:40): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - Infernus Bush Bump to Bonk to Caligula (00:40 - 00:50): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG Grind to Backwards Bump to Grind (00:54 - 01:03): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - NRG Grind to Wallride to Grind (01:03 - 01:23): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG Packer Double Bump to Casino Building (01:23 - 01:34): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - NRG P2B to Building Bump to Top Landing (01:34 - 01:54): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - Infernus Double Bump to Four Dragons (01:55 - 02:20): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - NRG SF Bridge Backwards Bump to Grind (02:20 - 02:36): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG Spin Bump to Wallride to Grind (02:36 - 02:53): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - NRG Stairs Bump to Building (02:53 - 03:11): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - Infernus Double Bump to Huge Building (03:11 - 03:26): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - NRG Bump to Ledge Grind to Breakable Spin Grind (03:26 - 03:35): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG Hammer Grab to Grind (03:35 - 03:44): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - Freeway Bump to Double Grind (03:44 - 03:57): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG Bump to Wallride to Bonk to Grind (03:57 - 04:07): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - NRG Big-Air Bump to Naval Base Grind (04:07 - 04:26): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG P2B to Bonk to FleischBerg (04:26 - 04:32): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - Infernus Fence Dropbump to Huge Building (04:32 - 04:38): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - NRG P2B to Quarry Building (04:38 - 04:47): COMMENT. X/10
Taz - NRG LV Highway Bump to Massive Building (04:47 - 04:55): COMMENT. X/10
Burn - Infernus Double Bump to Massive Building (04:55 - 05:12): COMMENT. X/10
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