Bergmanmusic

[MaCi]

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Well um, I'm sure most of you have heard these songs but I thought I'd refresh your dirty minds by posting them in one topic.

These songs are basically "drunk" songs, which means I've written them or recording them by myself or with some friends after a couple of beers. That being said, they are not dead serious and I'm not much of an audio engineer but you'll hear improvements mixing- and masteringwise from song to song, from the first song back in early 2013.
Anyway, less serious shit and just listen to some good fun music

Plus, I'm posting this because I'm close to releasing my first record named "For Those Not Braindead" (far from these different genres, let's say it's pure metal the way I see it) and I'd like you guys to know that this is my biggest passion and I'd like to do some commercial for myself before it comes out :p I'll try to describe the songs, and some of them are in Swedish so I'll translate them as much as possible.

Music up your ass, baybee 

I've sorted them by date.

Själevads Ölkamrater - Kåbojs From Själevad

This is just some kind of "country" inspired song, and the lyrics doesn't really mean anything but us going to a tavern named "Merry Can".

"Howdy, partner
Don't do what I don't do
Yeah, man! We're getting out of here
To Merry Can
And loses our brains
Ta-da-da, yeah
I don't know what to sing"

Byggmaestro - Blacktooth Fairy

This is an 80's metal inspired song with dirty lyrics by my friend Johan.
It's sung in english but I'll try to write down the lyrics anyway.
If it gets too boring there's a guitar solo at 2:50 

"I'm gonna rock you hard
Like hard rock
I'm gonna feel the switch
I'm gonna lick your snitch

You're gonna feel my dick
'Cause it is so thick
Let me in by your  thighs
And ignite my dynamite

You're the woman for the night
And you make me feel alright
Let me get you off them clothes
And let my ballsack explode

When you walk through the door
My dick is gonna be sore
'Cause I've got the time to fuck with you
And that's all I need to do

And I drink too much my blood is made of whiskey
But I don't think you want to risk me
I don't give a fuck about women's rights
As long you fuck me
My smile lights

And fucking is my living yeah
And your panties are going down yeah"

ABAO - Booze Blues

This is a song by me and my best friend Thenonly One. We had this awful idea last summer to hang out sober but afrer a couple of minutes we couldn't stand it so we drove to his place and brought back a bottle of vodka and after that...we wrote a blues-inpired song and made a music video 

"And a one, and a two, and a your know what to do
Oh yeah
Bring it on, bitch
This one's for all the drink-bitches out there
Yeah
Hey you, Bergman, would you like a snus?
Which one it it?
It's Kronan Portion
Yeah you, then I'll pass

This is Booze Blues
Yeah I said Booze Blues
Sharpen your ears
Watch out so I don't threaten you your son of a bitch!

The night was young
So grab a tone and sing
'Cause tonight we're the kings
Of Själevad
Yeah man. That's how it's like
So we turn up the heat
As we're drinking our liqour
Doesn't rap to a beat
We do it on purpose
'Cause this is Booze Blues
Yeah, fucking Booze Blues

That's how it's like
Hey man, cheers mate!
Cheers mate!
But hey, who finished first ey?
Aw shit!
Good night!"

ABAO - Beck's

And this is a short song me and Theonly One did.
Fun story; Many years ago him and I had a bet about me being a virgin until I was 30 and I lost it so I had to buy him everything for a whole evening, which turned out to be a dinner at a fancy restaurant and alcohol for the entire night. The lyrics are actually quite good, like a poem.

"We're drinking again
And making a stand
Because we are men
We're drinking again
Because we can
YEAAAAAAAAAH"

Bergman - Black Ribbon

This is a song I made by myself, at home drinking a bottle of whiskey named "Black Ribbon". It's pretty sad when you think about it actually..

"Smell my breath
Taste my breath
Feel my breath
Whiskey
Whiskey
Black Ribbon
Fuck yeah
Thanks for the good times
My only friend
Thanks for the bad times
Until the end
Da da da
And we're off to the tavern."

ABAO - Deep Shit

This is a rap song in Swedish and it's mainly written by Theonly One for his first girlfriend, who he broke up with.
And as much as I hate rap, I had to come up with something to equalise everything at 1:48

"The wows that we had
About friendship for life
Was written in blood
So serious written
But the dream ended
How could that happen
Yeah, that's what you wonder
Now I'm on the top
Honored for all future
There's no one like you
Believe you're the one I hate now
Take a look in the mirror
Watch it break in pieces
I hate to say it
But you're so fucking weird

But I'll fight against the tip
Win against you
In my life there was not place for a prolonged thing
My friends who support
I love them all
I do everything I can
To make them not see me fall
To the bottom I swear
I live the way I learn
I'm following my heart
And you're not presence there
Before I was in love
But you're so fucking cold
I used to anneal
But I can't fucking stand it
Life moreover
Yeah thank's it's alright
What's that
You think you've got it better than me
I'm living my life
My life's theme
And when you stand on the scales
It begs for mercy
The shit-talk ended
But the truth remains
You fucking pussy
You're preaching double-standard
Don't you have any firiends
Damn, that's patethic
But how about yourself
You're acting like you'd be attending to pre-school
He weighs 100 kilosIt's your future man
I understand that
Since he's one of few who can
Carry you across your threshold on your wedding night
Thank you!

(My turn)

Now it's my turn at the mix
I wish that I had an
Idea
Let's see
Yo yo come with me
Motherfucking cocksucking
Asslicking bastard
I rap like a king
I'm a beer drinking beaver
FUCK
Why does it have to rhyme
This is not fucking music
I just want to run awaty
Away
To San Fransisco Bay Area
1982
What happened back then
FUCK YEAH
Metal up your ass
Kill all the posers
Metallica
Yeah"

Själevads Ölkamrater - Snooze on consciousness

I'm the grounder of a beer society in our home village, and I just wrote a song in honour of it.
The lyrics just means nothing, just about writing a song for no reason.

"Själevad's Beer Friends presents

"This song is pointless
It has no soul
As usual under stress
No point at all
Yeah

We despise all happiness
Just getting drunk
Just snooze on consciousness
We'll fuck us all

Själevad's beer friends have intruduced themselves"

Bergman - General Loose

This is simple a song about snus, specifically the brand "General"
I was heaily inspired by the song "Flat Tyre On A Muddy Road" by Dregen, at the time. Check it out, it's great!

"You grab it
You hold it
You feel it
You open
You smell it
You hate it so bad
You put your thumb and index finger in the round can
You bake a proper pinch and open up your cakehole

Oh yeah
it feels so fucking right
Baybe
Maybe
You should think over your needs

General Loose
Yeah that's his name
I'm leaving you babe
It's not on snooze
You lost the game
He pleases me way
Nicotine, a magazine
We make a great team
So pack your pretty ass and tits
We'll meet at my funeral"

Burra & Bergman - Maria

This is a song that's heavier than the rest, and the lyrics are quote funny.
My friend Jens is singing the verse and I'm doing the chorus (which didn't turn out that well since I only had one shot and I'm not much if a growler)
But I'm really proud of the solo at 1:35

"Yeah it was an ordinary evening
And I had been yelled at by my wife
So I headed for Merry Can
To see if I could get laid
And then I saw a magical chick
That without a doubt fired up my thing
Our lips met at once
And in the bed we fucked all night long

Maria
It stings and it scratches
From fatal side-effect
To lost property partition
But I fucking regret nothing
Maria
We'll meet in Gehenna
It was worth the shot
I noticed when we danced
That you were a fucking good looking tranvestite
Maria"


ABAO - En Löv

Another song by me and Theonly One. This one's about our differnences in income, I make a shitload of money and he doesn't make much.

"There are people like me who barely can afford his rent
There are people like me who earns 24.000
Salmon is luxure for me if I have food on my table
Decision anxiety whether the entrecote should be well done or bloody
Like my tooth when I'm on the street and begging
Sometimes with a fucking expensive whore I'm fucking
If I'm lucky I get someone from the street home one night
I'm offering Raspberry sour milk in Kittelfejäll

Woh oh oh oh
But we stick together
In wet and dry
In erased and slack

Polly"

Bergman - Holy Friday

This one's about the liqour store closing earlier than I thought during easter time, and it was closed the morning thereafter.

"I sold my soul
And worked 'til four
On maundy Thursday
Arrived back home
Got some rest on my own
Got dressed and walked downtown

Only to realize
The liquour store was closed
Freaking out
Dying inside
The rest of the evening in throes

The morning thereafter
Woke up at 7.15
Neverending laughter in my head
All day in front of the fucking computer screen

Ain't got shit done
Dirty Dished remained untouched
Down-drawn blinds
Didn't see the sun

It was a fucking long Holy Friday
I didn't know what to do
Listening to Vulgar Display of Power
Didn't even take a shower
Not even awake 'til the small hours

But today I drink beer

AND MORE TO COME IN THE FUTURE OF COURSE

[Simon]

*holding me penis*

[MaCi]

You nasty you! Haha gimme an hour

[PM]

  

[MaCi]

FUCK, I CLOSED DOWN THE PAGE I HAD BEEN WRITING EVERYTHING ON.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. There was so fucking many words. SHIT!
Gimme another hour fuck

Oh thank god I realized you could open a closed window again <3

[MaCi]

There we are, enjoy! 

[PM]

I just listened to most of them, you're hilarious... Keep it up!
Holy Friday for song of the year.

[Ltab-]

Howdy, partner
Don't do what I don't do
Yeah, man! We're getting out of here
To Merry Can
And loses our brains
Ta-da-da, yeah
I don't know what to sing"

That shit's very deep
Heard some of them before, indeed there is a noticiable improvement in your songs. Keep up the cool work bro

Btw, Holy Friday > Beethoven's 9th symphony

[Cooper]

fuck by the time you release your first album only half of your brain will be sane

[MaCi]

fuck by the time you release your first album only half of your brain will be sane

Yeah haha, maybe I should rename the record to "For Those Not Braindead, By A Braindead" 
But yeah, you actually have a point, I'm drunk on a monday night and I have a 7-16 job. Fuck.

@Ltab: Haha yeah no wonder, Beethoven was a fucking sell-out man.
@Promagic: Holy Friday is my best "drunk-project", you should hear all the instruments...it's so much more than you actually hear in the final product. Too bad I wasn't born with a singer's-voice though, I'd love to hear some of my works sung by a talented chick or something instead

[MaCi]

It's been too long, here's another one. Turned out alright I guess for being done in a day...but very short. Enjoy 

Bergman - The Hell With It All

[MaCi]

I was kinda bored yesterday so I wrote another song.

Bergman - Don't need a costume for Halloween

[MaCi]

Christmas song with Theonly One.

ABAO - Don't kill me Santa

[MaCi]

I was quite bored tonight so I put together a little video with all the guitar solos from my "fun-songs".

Alla gitarrsolon från skojlåtarna, hittills...

[MaCi]

Here's another one.

Bergman - Sunday Night Blues