Favorite game quotes

[MV]

Everyone knows these. One of my favorite is from SA:

About 1 week ago on my playstation I had the flying car cheat and the cheat whenever you hit a car/plane/boat it blows up, and was flying around 6 stars trying to kill police in helis.

So I once BARELY missed one, and as soon as I passed him I heard "Hey, I can see my house from here!" Started laughing my ass off, who does that?

Whats yours ?

[Asaaj]

Conker: It's true what they say. The grass is always greener, and you really don't know what it is you have, until it's gone... gone... gone.


From Conker's Bad Fur Day

[RedX]

[noembed]FFX - Now is the time... - Auron's famous line - Spoilers

I remember I thought 4:05-4:20 was pretty cool when I played this. There are tons of cool lines in many of the games I play but I just forget them

E: Oh and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq7_vsCw6G4&feature=related
6:12-7:00
(spoiler)when auron says "are you sure?", he's talking to tidus' father, who has become sin, who drags tidus a thousand years through time on a quest to kill him to bring the eternal calm.
one of my favorite games ever[/noembed]

[Kukiel]

Hmmmmm... Nice bike!

[Silw]

MHMM ASDFHUZKZFSHNBSFN from Sims 3

[Jubito]

Ken Rosenberg: "I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second, and fate shovels shit in my face!" from VC
IVAN ORANCHOV: "Stalin, he understood. Ideas may start a revolution, but guns and gulags finish them." from Destroy All Humans! 2
Another one from Destroy All Humans! 2:
"KGB AGENT
 [confronting Crypto] Greetings, comrade. Mother Russia sends her regards.
CRYPTO
 You expect me to beg, human?
KGB AGENT
 No, little Furon, I expect you to die. [pulls a gun on Crypto, who pulls his own gun on the agent]
CRYPTO
 Mine's bigger."
That game is seriously hilarious
Also, Age of Empires monks:
Wololo

I'd have to re-play so much games to remember more good quotes though
Ah, I remembered now, Serious Sam quotes are HILARIOUS  :
Serious Sam Quote

[Neotec]

Duke nukem quotes & serious sam quotes are the best imo. 

[Beat]

I was once an adventurer like you...

[Sasha Dotterkletch]

Tasty

[Squeak]

I was once an adventurer like you...

SA_D:ASD_SD_:AS:DSAD:S_

anyway: Snatch up Rihanna and throw in front of a fuckin train.

[insLain]

"Requescat in pace" - Assassin's Creed 2

[Jubito]

"Requescat in pace" - Assassin's Creed 2

Requiescat*

[STREEM]

"Requescat in pace" - Assassin's Creed 2

Requiescat*

IT WAS ASSASIN'S CREED THE FIRST NOT THE SECOND.

or was it brotherhood? 

[A maid]

"Tenpenny you motherfucking piece of shit."

[Simon]

"So there you are. I have been expecting you. I have changed my body to destroy you."

Dynamite Cop - Playthrough Part 3/3

(7:45)


Seriously, that is the shit right there.