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« on: August 30, 2010, 10:58:55 AM »
All I know is.. I want it...

'Machete' Red-Band TV Spot - Heads Will Roll

And my GOD that nude chick has a perfect body...

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Re: Machete
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2010, 11:00:53 AM »
Lame! :lol:

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2010, 11:04:37 AM »
This spoiled every single killing scene of the movie, great. :|

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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2010, 11:07:34 AM »
That priest with double shotguns was fucking awesome  :lol:

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Re: Machete
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2010, 11:09:55 AM »
How will I enjoy my popcorn with all this gore?  :|

Really looks like another popcorn movie, some of the effects are just ridiculous & the teaser is just trying to show how "cool" this movie will be.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2010, 11:15:04 AM »
... the teaser is just trying to show how "cool" this movie will be.

Isn't that the purpose of teasers? nonetheless, I agree, they over did it, but it was to be expected from a Robert Rodiguez movie.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2010, 11:15:13 AM »
I remember seeing this trailer at the start of the Planet Terror and couldn't wait for it  :happy:

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Re: Machete
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2010, 11:29:03 AM »
... the teaser is just trying to show how "cool" this movie will be.

Isn't that the purpose of teasers? nonetheless, I agree, they over did it, but it was to be expected from a Robert Rodiguez movie.

I can never express myself properly  :|
I meant that the teaser should at least slightly reference the plot & show a bit of character development instead of just trying to be epic.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2010, 11:35:41 AM »
lol it's an action movie, the "plot" would be so paper thin that it would be a waste of TV time.. we watch these movies because they're epic :lol:

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2010, 11:41:22 AM »
... the teaser is just trying to show how "cool" this movie will be.

Isn't that the purpose of teasers? nonetheless, I agree, they over did it, but it was to be expected from a Robert Rodiguez movie.

I can never express myself properly  :|
I meant that the teaser should at least slightly reference the plot & show a bit of character development instead of just trying to be epic.
If you are expecting good story or something from Machete then turn around and go away :lol: It's just pure blood and gore in style of 80's B movies, this is not a typical popcorn movie either. People go to see these movies just to see some hacking and wacking and smacking. :mellow:
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Re: Machete
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2010, 11:41:42 AM »
Oh, well, I'm not into that  :(
I don't find mindless movies attractive.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2010, 11:56:03 AM »
Oh, well, I'm not into that  :(
I don't find mindless movies attractive.
I do, but only if it has blood or sex.






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Re: Machete
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2010, 04:28:22 PM »
Oh, well, I'm not into that  :(
I don't find mindless movies attractive.
Watching "non-mindless" movies gets boring after a certain time. Machete is a movie where you can turn your brain off and just simply enjoy the gorefest.

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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2010, 02:17:08 AM »
I have videogames for that. While they are full of gore & intense action they still manage to have a complex plot & character development. I have more sympathy for Gordon Freeman than most of these movie "heroes"
These kinda movies are just fail, they have much better replacements nowadays.

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Re: Machete
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2010, 02:30:15 AM »
What he was saying is that they're there for when you just wana sit back relax and go YEAH BITCH! for no real reason.

You can't really do that with games or complex movies.

 

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