Ask the Dark Side

[JL]

maaaaan, patrick...

[FELIX]

And now you can call her the big v

[GDL]

And now you can call her the big v

I laughed so hard. xD Good one.

[MxZz.]

Ah yeah my newly aquired gf. She is russian and is 28 years old (8 years older than me), we met this summer on my job (Im a masseur in a SPA). I offered her a massage, but the thing is I dont really know russian and our meeting was really funny mixing bulgarian, russian and english.    she took the V out of me, if you know what I mean    The 1st time was really special, we did it in the sauna. Then in the massage room, then in the locker room and actually everywhere around the spa when there are no customers 

Call the boss and the customers next time and do an orgy!

[Rainbow]

Ah that's how I know you lol  I thought she had taken the Ivan out of you for a second. She calls you The Small P now? 

[Turok]

If she is going to be big V then adasha should be the big D

[PawNLighT]

 

[Sava]

I asked this in Simon's MTS already, but I wanna hear your answers ( especially V's).


Your mother and your girlfriend have their minds swapped and the only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. So do you have sex with your mother who has your girlfriend's mind or have sex with your girlfriend who has your mom's mind?

[The Big V]

I asked this in Simon's MTS already, but I wanna hear your answers ( especially V's).


Your mother and your girlfriend have their minds swapped and the only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. So do you have sex with your mother who has your girlfriend's mind or have sex with your girlfriend who has your mom's mind?

1st answer: Both, and call my cousin to join too! It's a win-wincest 

2nd answer: Fuck my gf which is with my mom's mind. But bring a paperbag, and surprise her while she is asleep or isn't looking, put the bag over her head, that way she wont see who am I, knock her on the ground/bed, put a condom as fast as I can and bust a nut in 10 seconds.

3rd answer: Fuck my mom which has my gf's mind. "Hey honey you look different today, you up for playing a game?" *puts a paper bag on my head, gets a hardon* "Now slowly, penetrate yourself" *cries*

3rd is probably the most painfull one 

[HeaT2]

Sup Vanko

[The Big V]

Woah HeaT can't believe you are here man! What made you drop by and remember your old crew?

[Sava]

I asked this in Simon's MTS already, but I wanna hear your answers ( especially V's).


Your mother and your girlfriend have their minds swapped and the only way to switch them back is to have sex with one of them. So do you have sex with your mother who has your girlfriend's mind or have sex with your girlfriend who has your mom's mind?

pls respond

[The Big V]

Already did 

1st answer: Both, and call my cousin to join too! It's a win-wincest 

2nd answer: Fuck my gf which is with my mom's mind. But bring a paperbag, and surprise her while she is asleep or isn't looking, put the bag over her head, that way she wont see who am I, knock her on the ground/bed, put a condom as fast as I can and bust a nut in 10 seconds.

3rd answer: Fuck my mom which has my gf's mind. "Hey honey you look different today, you up for playing a game?" *puts a paper bag on my head, gets a hardon* "Now slowly, penetrate yourself" *cries*

3rd is probably the most painfull one 

[Turok]

Sup Vanko

which Vanko <.<

[The Big V]

Im Vanko, you are Vanio adash.