Author Topic: Along came a spider (Read 9137 times)

Kingjad · « **on:** October 07, 2008, 05:19:45 PM »

I got up in the middle of the night last night to take a piss. I dozily turn on the light, lift the lid and I'm about to start urinating when I see an odd sight down below - and I don't mean my hairy genitals. Floating in the water in the bowels of the toilet, was a wee spider.

Now, a lot went through my sleep-deprived head at this moment in time; Is the wee bugger still alive? Should I flush before having a piss? It has 8 legs and yet can't swim, what kind of retarded spider is that? Then I thought just how in the hell did a spider get IN the loo in the first place - I can't conceive how it managed to find itself in that predicament unless the last person to use it had a spider up their arse. The final thing to go through my head was "At least it's no a crap" - carefully pissing around the edges so not to further humiliate the dead wee arachnid, I finally do my business and flushed the little fucker away.

This is a completely true story, even the bizarre thoughts going through my head at the time lol. I wonder if my fellow TMS-ers have similar bizarre random tales, that don't quite belong in the 'Ask TMS' thread and yet still deserve mentioned. Also, is it weird, or amusing, or disturbing, that instead of just pissing straight away I dawdled for a few moments pondering several things at once, like how the spider got there?

Knapman · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2008, 05:35:22 PM »

what...

the...

hell...

I had a spider in the toilet before, flushed and the urinated. YAY FOR WIERD STORIES!

Simon · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:14:36 PM »

i had three spiders in the loo once :<

Macsta · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:15:47 PM »

I have also found a spider in the toilet once, I hope it's normal to wonder how it got there, cause I thought about it.

Torque · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:24:48 PM »

This belongs in the humor section, you have been reported Kingjad.

Knapman · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2008, 06:47:51 PM »

Quote from: Torque

This belongs in the humor section, you have been reported Kingjad.

Good job torque. Torque for mod!

Kingjad · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2008, 07:18:55 PM »

It doesn't belong in the humour section. That's mainly for spam, let's be honest. I'm glad people found my story worthy of being humourous though

Flat Face · « **Reply #7 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:04:39 AM »

Quote from: Knapman

Quote from: Torque
This belongs in the humor section, you have been reported Kingjad.
Good job torque. Torque for mod!

x2

EDIT:

Quote from: Kert

I thought "Spider" joined TMS.

same Lol thats why i support torque I WAS MISSLEAD!

Kert · « **Reply #8 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:31:08 AM »

I thought "Spider" joined TMS.

Bixel · « **Reply #9 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:43:51 AM »

why do you care about the spider ?

SnowMan · « **Reply #10 on:** October 08, 2008, 03:54:50 AM »

lol i had a spider in a toilett once too
i just flushed it away

Stevex · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2008, 04:01:57 AM »

Quote from: Kert

I thought "Spider" joined TMS.

x2 :/

puzzLe · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2008, 06:06:06 AM »

Make that 3

Rainbow · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2008, 06:25:11 AM »

We had a bat (that flying thing in the dark) in the toilet wonder how it got there..
Didnt piss over it.. just get upstairs and take that toilet.. my father flushed it away.. my sis was scred as hell (she was 7 back then)

Neotec · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2008, 06:57:16 AM »

OWNED