Author Topic: Ask RAD (Read 35182 times)

Susp3ct · « **Reply #45 on:** January 19, 2008, 02:28:58 PM »

Quote from: RAD

Quote from: Torque
How many yous does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

None, i sit there in darkness since i can't be bothered to replace the bulb.

Either you are a real man, that has no fear of the dark or you are lazy as hell...

NOW I ASK YOU:

Which?

Godfather · « **Reply #46 on:** January 19, 2008, 05:32:20 PM »

I can't land any awesome stunts, what to do?

RAD · « **Reply #47 on:** January 19, 2008, 07:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Genyus

How about coming on SA-MP right now and just stunt and don't chat?

Because when you posted, it was 5:39am, and i could'nt stay up any longer

Quote from: godson

Whats your fave XSA vid?

Hard choice between Overwatch and Impure, so both.

Quote from: Susp3ct

Quote from: RAD
Quote from: Torque
How many yous does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

None, i sit there in darkness since i can't be bothered to replace the bulb.

Either you are a real man, that has no fear of the dark or you are lazy as hell...

NOW I ASK YOU:

Which?

Lazy as hell, because i can't be bothered fearing whats in the dark, even though its pretty creepy where we live.

My housemate does fear it, one night she went to take our bins to the road for collection. It's a long driveway, with no lights, so she asked if i could come with her. I told her don't worry about it, so i said besides, whats the worst the rapist in the driveway could do anyway?
She went white and nearly burst out in tears, the other guys in the house buckled over in laughter. We now refer to him as Bob the driveway rapist.
(End of pointless story)

Quote from: Godfather

I can't land any awesome stunts, what to do?

Theres an old pre-stunting ritual passed on by generations of elder stunts that my help you in your quest to land awesome stunts.

The ritual requires the sacrifice of a small animal, like a ginuea pig or kitten. To perform the ritual, strip down to your underwear, and place the sacrificed animal in your underwear. Then stand on one leg, arms in the air, and repeat the following chant:

Quote

I WILL STUNT GOOD
I WILL STUNT GREAT
IF I BAIL A STUNT
I'LL MASTURBATE!

Now swap legs and repeat the chant.

At which point you grap the animals out of your underwear, kick it out the front door of your house, then rush to your PC, at which point you will be landing an awesome stunt every 5 minutes.

Ferσή · « **Reply #48 on:** January 19, 2008, 07:25:25 PM »

RAD did you lose your job? You have been much more active.
Anyways only 8 people on SAMP atm.

KillaMarci · « **Reply #49 on:** January 19, 2008, 07:31:19 PM »

RAD should use his old ava again

RAD · « **Reply #50 on:** January 19, 2008, 10:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Feron

RAD did you lose your job? You have been much more active.
Anyways only 8 people on SAMP atm.

Haha, no i still have that job, just a month long holiday. Unfortunately, i gotta go back to it tomorrow, which i dont want to do, but sitting on your arse stunting doesn't pay well. Probably wont be working as much as i did before christmas though.

And my old ava? Would'nt you want my old sig back again instead?

Rocka · « **Reply #51 on:** January 19, 2008, 10:30:50 PM »

After reading this post, I've come to the realization that I love RAD. That post up at the top of the page down yonder was a good laugh.

Help me make this decision. Tomorrow, should I shower first, or eat breakfast first?

RAD · « **Reply #52 on:** January 19, 2008, 11:20:49 PM »

Quote from: Rocka

Help me make this decision. Tomorrow, should I shower first, or eat breakfast first?

My answer depends on what you want to do here: If you want a nice little time saver, theres nothing stopping you from munching on a slice of toast or drinking cereal from a cup while your in the shower.

But if your like most blokes, you might want to head to the shower first, to let that morning glory have a chance to subside. You could be like some blokes, and use that time in the shower to rub one out, you'd be saving on tissues/tube socks. Your call. Either way, that post bedtime woody gives you somewhere to hang your towel on, so you've got two free hands to scratch your arse and grab another can.

Blondz · « **Reply #53 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:51:47 AM »

How many times a day do you shit?

Seriously.

RAD · « **Reply #54 on:** January 20, 2008, 04:08:22 AM »

Unless i eat foods high with MSG like noodles, only once a day.

I'm hoping i dont catch my housemates stomach bug. He's been on the dunny 24/7 the last week, he stopped counting how many times a day he goes, instead counts dunny rolls cause its a much smaller number (3-4 rolls per day BTW).

Souzuk · « **Reply #55 on:** January 20, 2008, 04:31:28 AM »

Quote from: RAD

Theres an old pre-stunting ritual passed on by generations of elder stunts that my help you in your quest to land awesome stunts.

The ritual requires the sacrifice of a small animal, like a ginuea pig or kitten. To perform the ritual, strip down to your underwear, and place the sacrificed animal in your underwear. Then stand on one leg, arms in the air, and repeat the following chant:
Quote
I WILL STUNT GOOD
I WILL STUNT GREAT
IF I BAIL A STUNT
I'LL MASTURBATE!
Now swap legs and repeat the chant.

At which point you grap the animals out of your underwear, kick it out the front door of your house, then rush to your PC, at which point you will be landing an awesome stunt every 5 minutes.

nice ritual gonna try it now xD

Skull · « **Reply #56 on:** January 20, 2008, 10:15:53 AM »

You got a gf atm, RAD?

Liviu · « **Reply #57 on:** January 20, 2008, 10:34:55 AM »

hows the bmw treating you

Godfather · « **Reply #58 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:35:03 PM »

I find awesome spots, but I still cant land them. What to do?
What's the IP to the server all the cool guys plays on?

Juan · « **Reply #59 on:** January 20, 2008, 03:45:51 PM »

Quote from: Godfather

I find awesome spots, but I still cant land them. What to do?
What's the IP to the server all the cool guys plays on?

192.168.0.1