Even though you were black, you listened to Queen
You thought Freddy was the cutest guy you’ve ever seen
You went backstage and got fucked in the ass
You took an HIV test, you didn’t pass
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Easy E got HIV from Freddy Mercury [x4]
You went to dinner, Freddy wore a leash
You ate fried chicken, Freddy ate quiche
Now Freddy’s dead and he’s in heaven
At his wake you ate watermelon
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