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maybe a noob question but who is Santa Clause?
Quote from: FIGHTERmaybe a noob question but who is Santa Clause?Santa is a jolly man who wheres a red suit, and has a long white beard, also he is quite large. On every Christmas eve he delivers presents to children all around the world depending on whether they have been naughty or nice. He does this by riding a sleigh driven by 9 Reindeers (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen), the leading Reindeer being Rudolf. Rudolf has a shiny red nose which guides Santa through the dark night. However due to the government wanting ethnic diversity in all companys Santa was forced to employ a Mr Bin Laden to act as the 10th Reindeer.Back at his home in the North Pole or to European beliefs - Finland (So thats where Ostits is!) Mrs Claus and the magical elves help put together all the toys for Santa to deliver.It is common belief that Santa used to wear Green clothes, and that him wearing Red is a result of Coca-Cola's commercialisation of christmas. The truth is that he used to roll with the Green Compton hood till his best friend Tupac got shot and the Compton hood kicked him out believing he shot him. Now Santa wears a red suit, a symbol of his alleigance to the warriors.To this day Santa remains as one of America's most wanted criminals for numerous accounts of tacky christmas movies in which he assumed the name Kris Kringle and tortured the audience throughout the movie with the deadly 'Spirit of Christmas.'Santa's biggest charge however, was a mass case of public indecency with Tommie Connor's mother, documented in the song he wrote, 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.'Thank You for taking the time to read this short information brief on Santa. If you would like to learn more about Santa please visit these links:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santahttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Saw_Mommy_Kissing_Santa_Claushttp://www.petcaretips.net/santas-reindeer.htmlhttp://www.streetgangs.com/
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