Ask TMS

[Herb]

Hah.. sorry but that's not true. I'm from Estonia actually.

And you walk and you talk real slow, cos Estonians just don't know - remember that guy?

GTAS, PREPARE TO FUCK.

[Kert]

Yeah, that guy was pretty awesome to be honest.

Edit:
and TD just confirmed that he is indeed working on a video, out in 2020.

[Turtle Dick]

2020 it is indeed, aye. It will also feature a guest appearance by Kert driving a Mower

[Sadness]

gogo TD! btw, any old tms peps that are using skype these days? would be fun to have someone to talk to while i'm at work

[Max_]

Wut u think about this story?

One night my girlfriend was home alone. I came home to our apartment late, and she was waiting near the door for me. She was wearing nothing but a thong and pasties. She walked right up to me and shoved her hand down my pants. "Sharon.." I said, overcome with joy and pleasure. "Don't say a word." She said with an angry tone in her voice. She immediately took off my pants and I felt a bit shocked. I couldn't wait until we had some sex. She licked my cock until I was hard and then she took off her thong. She was soaking wet. Her vagina was a bit fuzzy, but not too hairy. It was a dark brown color. Her pussy was bright pink. She demanded me to get on my knees and eat her out. I gladly agreed and she was screaming and moaning with joy. At that point I just shoved her to the ground and slid my penis into her pussy. "Faster, FASTER! Harder, HAAARDER!" She screamed. "Oooooh! Aaaaaaaah! Don't stop, Steve!" Just the sound of her voice made me fucking horny. I threw her on the bed and all of a sudden the doorbell rang. I went to the door with my dick hanging out and it was a beautiful blonde with no shirt on. She had huge breasts. This must have been the luckiest day of my life. She threw me on the floor and said "FUCK ME!" I went in and out of her hairless pussy faster and harder than I could have fucked anyone. "I have to join! I'm just too fucking horny!" Sharon screamed. The blonde, Christine, demanded Sharon to eat her out. "Gladly!" Sharon screamed. I was watching for a few minutes, pleasuring myself. I was fucking Sharon in the ass, while Sharon was eating Christine out. This went on for about an hour, and by that time I needed some of Christine. I fucked her in the pussy until I had finally cummed. I gave them both facials and they swallowed all of my cum. I was so happy. They were both soaking wet by the time I was through with them. It was the most fun I had ever had in my life.

what the

[STREEM]

restart it using your email

[Kingjad]

Merry Christmas, TMS

[Kert]

Merry Christmas Jad and the rest of tms 

[MxZz.]

Haaw. :3 Anything incoming with V? Not a single clip? c:


Merry ChrisTMS btw. c:

[Kert]

Haaw. :3 Anything incoming with V? Not a single clip? c:


Merry ChrisTMS btw. c:

Hah! Me personally, I'm currently doing world domination. Travelling all over the place for the past 2 years and next year as well and all that, so I don't have anything to try V on. Not sure about others in tms... KJ surely has V? Maybe TD?

[Turtle Dick]

I don't have V

Happy holidays everyone!

[Kingjad]

I have GTAV but I do not stunt in it, it's not something I have the patience for these days.

[FELIX]

Haaw. :3 Anything incoming with V? Not a single clip? c:


Merry ChrisTMS btw. c:

Hah! Me personally, I'm currently doing world domination. Travelling all over the place for the past 2 years and next year as well and all that, so I don't have anything to try V on. Not sure about others in tms... KJ surely has V? Maybe TD?

How do you finance traveling the world for 3 years? Now I'm interested.

[Kert]

Haaw. :3 Anything incoming with V? Not a single clip? c:


Merry ChrisTMS btw. c:

Hah! Me personally, I'm currently doing world domination. Travelling all over the place for the past 2 years and next year as well and all that, so I don't have anything to try V on. Not sure about others in tms... KJ surely has V? Maybe TD?

How do you finance traveling the world for 3 years? Now I'm interested.

I'm just rich as fuck.

Naaaah but if you want a serious answer feel free to pm me and I'll explain a bit more.

[Kingjad]

To my fellow TMS members, as well as TMS fans in general: If you want to join the TMS crew on GTA V, let me know, or check them out here:

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/twistedmetalstunters

That logo was annoying as hell to make! Would be nice to see my fellow TMS-ers playing some GTA V but it's open to anyone who enjoyed TMS over the years on here.