Author Topic: How long does it take you to take a dump? (Read 10537 times)

Stunter Elite · « **on:** July 15, 2006, 03:37:02 PM »

It usually takes me about 5-10

JayFoxRox · « **Reply #1 on:** July 15, 2006, 06:48:15 PM »

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Got the question now: depends

finallight · « **Reply #2 on:** July 15, 2006, 07:05:44 PM »

Did you read the title wrong, Fox?

Depends.

NoAPOlogies · « **Reply #3 on:** July 15, 2006, 07:33:15 PM »

Sounds like Fox needs to see a doctor... fast!

Depends, what usually happens is that the bulk comes out quick then the remainder takes forever. If i've got something good to read I may just sit there for 20-30 minutes.

Faded Hero · « **Reply #4 on:** July 15, 2006, 07:52:07 PM »

i hate taking shits so if it dosent come out within 5 minutes ill just leave and comeback later

Eric · « **Reply #5 on:** July 15, 2006, 08:18:40 PM »

oh geez...about...3 mins, I just go in, push, plop, wipe, throw away, and i'm out the door.

RAD · « **Reply #6 on:** July 15, 2006, 11:55:29 PM »

All depends where it is that im taking a dump. At home its smooth sailing, and a lot of the time they just need a quick polish with the TP and im good to go.

Work turds however, are worse cause it usually takes about 10 minutes to drop the kids off at the pool, plus my bowels time them 2 minutes before lunch or morning tea, wasting valuable time and often require at least half a roll and two flushes.

Fate · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2006, 12:08:05 AM »

Like 3 mins.

Sweet2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2006, 12:39:20 AM »

really depends

Xtramus · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:42:42 AM »

I just took one, took me about 3 minutes.

Normally I just sit there reading stuff so it usually takes 10 minutes.

Don vito · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2006, 05:52:07 AM »

dunno, depends on how big the magazine i read is.

Ferσή · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2006, 10:30:57 AM »

Depends on where I am shitting at. In my normal spot (kitchen sink) it only takes about 2 minutes because instead of wiping my ass I just stick that hose thing up there and blast those dinglebarrys right out.

BurnoutLS13 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2006, 11:36:10 AM »

from 30 minutes to an hour or two....seriously

Don vito · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2006, 11:40:28 AM »

one time i popped out of a car.

infested · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2006, 01:21:51 PM »

Usually takes me 5-10 mins, but when I have a long day before me with loads of good food or such, I usually bring a whole Donald Duck pocket book and read it all.. Takes me like 25-30 mins, and then you clean your system out real good too

Author Topic: How long does it take you to take a dump? (Read 10537 times)

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