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Offline BullzEye

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Niko shot Jack Thompson!
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2008, 06:41:03 PM »
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Lolling at the fact he has grey hair as a kid xD

Awesome comic

Jack Thompson is a dick

I know some guy who has grey hair when he was 13  

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« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2008, 01:37:45 PM »
I thought everybody should get a chance to see this, this is from Wikipedia: "On 18 September 2007, Jack Thompson filed a document with a federal court in Florida that claims that the assassination target of a mission in GTA IV is a lawyer character based upon himself. When the main protagonist enters his office and pulls a gun on him, the lawyer yells "Guns don't kill people! Video games do!""

I'm sorry, but this is just too funny
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2008, 04:03:26 PM »
Yeah, lol. The mission is called "Final Interview"

[!--quoteo(post=0:date=:name=Taken off of GTA4.net)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(Taken off of GTA4.net)[div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]Mission Preview #2: "Final Interview"

Francis McReary, a corrupt police officer, has some dirt on Niko's past. He wants a few favours done in return for keeping quiet about a felony Niko committed. The first thing he wants you to do is kill Tom Goldberg, a lawyer from the law firm Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster, and then retrieve some files from his office.

Niko takes a cab to the TW@ café in Algonquin, and submits a fake resumé to the Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster website. The plan is to arrange an interview so that he can gain access to the building without raising any suspicion. He then calls McReary to confirm that the resumé has been submitted, and shortly afterwards Karen - a receptionist from Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster - calls to arrange the interview:
Niko engages in fierce battle with cops after killing Tom Goldberg.
Niko engages in fierce battle with cops after killing Tom Goldberg.

    Caller: This is Karen from Goldberg, we'd like to arrange an interview at your earliest convenience. Come into our offices at noon tomorrow, is that alright?
    Niko: I can free that period up in my schedule.
    Karen: Super, your interview will be with Mr. Goldberg. Identify yourself to security and they will show you up. Have a nice day.

Niko calls McReary to confirm his appointment for the interview. It takes place at noon tomorrow, so other business can be dealt with until then. Niko must look presentable for the interview, so new clothes can be purchased at Perseus, a quality menswear store marked by a t-shirt icon on the radar. If you forget to change clothes, a reminder will be given prior to the interview. A chocolate suit is purchased for $1000, in addition to some shoes for $200. At Goldberg, Ligner & Shyster, the receptionist welcomes Niko:

    Karen: Mr. Bellic, welcome. I will just see if Mr. Goldberg is available... Mr. Goldberg, Mr. Bellic has arrived for his interview.
    Goldberg: Alright great, tell him to come to my office.
    Karen: Uh huh, I'll bring him through. Would you please follow me, Mr. Bellic.

Karen takes Niko to the meeting room on the third floor of the building. Goldberg begins talking, but this isn't a cutscene and Niko is free to fire the shot(s) at any time during his speech. "Hello, Niko! I'm looking for a man who can get jobs done right. Nikolai, I like your resumé. You seem to be the sort of man who would go the extra distance, a man who's struggled. I just need to take another look and get myself reacquainted with your experience.... So you're the sort of man who doesn't wait to get told what to do, a guy who looks at the world, sees problems, and..." - Niko pulls his gun out. "Woah, woah, hold on second there friend! We're lawyers, we don't need guns! Strong move though, I gotta say, I like that style... I'm all about the Second Amendment... guns don't kill people, videogames do!"

Once the files have been retrieved and Goldberg is dead, the receptionist runs for help, and a three-star wanted level is gained. Cops enter the building and take cover behind objects. In this particular demonstration, Niko takes cover behind a cleaner's maintenance trolley. Niko must now escape from the building and evade the three-star wanted level to complete the mission.[/quote]

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« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2008, 12:50:43 PM »
Quote from: Spoof
I thought everybody should get a chance to see this, this is from Wikipedia: "On 18 September 2007, Jack Thompson filed a document with a federal court in Florida that claims that the assassination target of a mission in GTA IV is a lawyer character based upon himself. When the main protagonist enters his office and pulls a gun on him, the lawyer yells "Guns don't kill people! Video games do!""

I'm sorry, but this is just too funny

OOOH BURN!
jack just got double raped by rockstar
ROFL

 

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